Gwyneth Paltrow taking Moses and Apple Martin to the Kanye West and Jay Z concert in London
hq
Mmmm, well, let’s see. We’ll invite everyone over, have cake, and cupcakes and some champagne, but none for you since you’re pregnant and I suppose I’ll be supportive and we’ll just have to have chocolate milk together. And we’ll make merry and share it with our friends and it will be wonderful. *He puts a hand gently on her cheek, smiling.* Well, poor Gideon, we’ll make him an apology cake together and blame it on the hormones. *They kiss and he leans against her, sighing contentedly and holding her close.* Yes, you’re right…. Names…. oh, names names names, they’re the most important part. And no you are not going to get fat, Doe. You’re going to be just as beautiful as you always are and I will love you no less. In fact, I’ll love you even more probably, if that’s possible.
Just one of the oh so many burdens I’ll have to live with! No alcohol! Oh, how will I ever survive!? /She giggles, leaning into his hand and smiling at him sweetly/ It might’ve been the hormones. And the fact that I was completely and utterly scared out of my wits! Poor Giddy. I really didn’t mean to. /She thinks for a moment, resting against her husband with a happy sigh/ Well, we have plenty of time to think about names, now don’t we? About… Eight months, I’d say? Maybe a little less? /Her heart flips, smile widening before she places one of her hands upon her stomach, still flat, but just a little larger than normal/ I really will, Sev! I’ll be a whaaaaale. Even bigger than a whale, perhaps. Very large. You won’t even be able to be in the same room with me.
i should go to sleep
i have to wake up at like 8:30am
oh god no why
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Is good for you.
And the babyyyyyyy. Kekekekekeke
I thought Caleb was first.We can do Marlena first though, too, I dun curr. kjshfkdsjhfksdjhfk
I JUST WANT THE BABIESSSSS
HE IS I JUST COULDNT FIND HIS GIF LOOOL
i should go to sleep
i have to wake up at like 8:30am
oh god no why
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Is good for you.
And the babyyyyyyy. Kekekekekeke
Ed Sheeran - Small Bump
This song makes me bawl , every time I listen to it.
(Source: b34utiful-mist4k3)
*Her laughter infects his already giddy mind and he starts laughing.* Alright with it?! Of course, I am MORE than alright with it! Doe, this is the most wonderful thing to happen to me since the day we were married. This doesn’t call for fainting or brooding! This calls for some celebration! Oh, god, Doe… *He kisses her back, smiling all the while.* Drinking? No, not in the slightest. I’m just…. this day could not possibly get any better. It really and truly could not. *He locks his eyes on hers and beams, tearing up just the slightest bit.* We. Are going. To have. A baby. A baby! *His lips meet hers again in a kiss full of adoration and love and pride and excitement, savoring the moment with her and the prospect of their bright future with a child.*
The most wonderful thing?! Well, then I guess you really must be okay with it! /She leans her forehead against his, grin widening if it were even possible/ A celebration!? Well what did you have in mind, hm? Oh, I’m so glad that you’re having a great day. I was… Really worried about telling you, actually. I freaked out when I found out. Almost had a mental breakdown! I snapped at poor Gideon, actually! I need to bake him an apology cake. /She giggles, nodding her head/ Yes, a baby! A little person that will grow up into a big person and have more people! /She kisses him, holding on tightly before pulling back and sucking in a breath/ Oh, we have so much to do! So much planning! Names and a nursery and baby proofing and clothes and I’m going to get really fat, Severus!
Hmmm, might take you up on that. Things are somewhat quieting down, but I don’t like it. And Dumbledore doesn’t put just anyone on his mailing list. *He listens while putting fruit in the fruit bowl* Is she? I should probably pay Aurora a visit, if she isn’t to busy. I’ll bring some bacon just in case. *His brow furrows as she starts rambling and he turns around, holding a milk bottle in one hand that he was going to put in the fridge, and looks at the cupcakes. There’s a long silence, broken by the bottle hitting the floor and shattering, sending milk everywhere.* P-p-p…. *A breath.* Prrrr….. *Deep breath.* P-p-p-preg….. *He catches her by the waist, spins her to face him and lifts her into the air and spins.* WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY CARROT CAKE!!!! AHHAHAHAHA! DOE, DARLING, SWEET, BEAUTIFUL MOTHER OF MY UNBORN CARROT CAKE!
/Her eyes widen and she jumps as the milk bottle falls, letting out a tiny shriek/ Severus!! /She holds on tightly as he lifts her, slowly relaxing and beginning to laugh/ Y-Y-You’re alright with it? You’re fine? Really?! Merlin, I was so scared! I thought that you’d faint! Or at least run to your chair in the living room and brood a bit! Oh my goodness!! /She kisses him for just a moment before grinning/ Unborn carrot cake… Have you been drinking?! /She laughs for a moment, taking a deep breath/ I’m going to have a baby! We’re having a baby, Severus!!
Man the other night, I think Peter was drunk and he called me a bacon stealing hor and him and Ian were going at it. It was funny, but really weird.
Ian’s going down..
I pretty much always get what I want. Its a blessing and a curse.
Peter was drunk!? Oh no… Everyone should no better than to let that man near alcohol. I’m ashamed on his behalf, actually. Oh my… I’m so sorry!!
Well I can’t wait to see it happen. The look on his face will be priceless, surely. I’ll have to get out my camera.
(Source: dorcasinameadow)
